Monday, January 30, 2012

I'm More Like Reagan. No, I'm More Like Reagan.



Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney are fighting it out in Florida over who is the true heir to Reagan conservatism.

Grover Cleveland stayed up 'till 2:00 AM each morning reading bills.  Keep Reagan.  I'll take Cleveland.

I’ve accurately summarized the fight:
“My fellow citizens, I am the man
Whom Reagan would have wanted,” and the panning
Camera will capture any sleight
And all the slight reaction. “No, you’re not,
I am the man that Reagan would desire.”
And each the other parries, calls a liar,
And here denies they’ve weakened, when they’ve fought
Each other, their ability to fight
Barack Obama. I don’t understand
Why Reagan is the standard, for to band
Together all the voters on the right,
When we’ve had better presidents. You may
Keep Reagan; I’ll take Cleveland any day.

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