Everyone's Stupid But Me, III

Apparently our choices are unhealthy lunches or healthy starvation. I guess no one has thought of increasing the healthy portions. Also, how this is important enough to be a main headliner is beyond my comprehension.

The Drudge Report is setting out the news.
The news is that your children aren’t fed
Unless they’ll eat a salad, or the bread
Is wheat, and never processed, and the views
Returning from the students aren’t keen
On any slim support for poor Michelle.
I pity all who dwell within the hell
That is this most ridiculous, obscene,
And very dumb debate.  It’s very plain:
Your kids aren’t eating healthy much at school,
And fear the smaller portions are the rule.
The system’s very new, and it’s insane
To think that starving or unhealthy fare
Are all the open options anywhere.