Last Exit to Springfield

Chicago isn’t learning much at all,
Except a way to haggle in a fight
That isn’t quickly summarized, a right
That all are still assuming.  Per the brawl,
I’ve heard the worst, that every hidden sin
Is deep within the unions, or the man
That quit Obama ere the race began,
Ere quitting schooling ere it would begin.
So Rahm Emmanuel’s the Devil, or
The unions are the evil we abhor.
I’ve yet to hear a fair or better score.
The reasoning that I’ve been waiting for
Is caught within the middle, where a child
May see his very future running wild.