1600 Sesame Street

When scolded by a puppet, make a note:
Your argument is sour.  Being in
The middle isn’t fun, and any win
That’s made without the middle, or its vote, 
Is very much resented when around
However long the term is.  This is news
That’s fitting for Republicans, and whose
Agenda lies in beating to the ground
Barack Hussein Obama.  Any day
That’s not this very day, I would object
That this is hardly major news, electing
For to read the headlines on the fray
Of some-odd foreign conflict, but, alas,
E’en I can’t give the Street’s abuse a pass.