The phrase “the secret service” is a pun
Now better suited for an older trade.
The story couldn’t better be, if made
By any seasoned author. All the fun
The men in service to the USA
Were having was discovered in arrears
(Don’t ever hope a hooker disappears
Without a prior bargain, or her pay).
So Secret Servicemen were getting laid
While waiting for the president. Alas,
It’s dangerous, if only for the pass
It well may give assassins, unafraid
To masquerade as hookers. What a shame
That such hilarity should mar our name.
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