I studied for a test, and didn’t write A sonnet yesterday. But, here behold, The story is the same – the growing cold For Nicolas Sarkozy in a fight For France’s ruling office is a race Too very close to call. The voters, all A bit aghast Sarkozy took the call For issues on the right, beheld the grace Of Socialist Hollande. Alas, the pain Of massive unemployment is the cause Of so much disappointment, the applause For newcomer Hollande for the gain He promises in jobs. Await the vote, For Sunday is in France a day of note. (I’d make a note as well of any pics Of Cartagena call-girls. Any tricks That turned upon a summit are, indeed, Much costlier than any had agreed.)
Because political commentary doesn't rhyme or confirm to iambic pentameter nearly as often as it should.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday
Yesterday I spent the majority of my waking hours in studying, rather than poem composition. But I do applaud Drudge for posting the pics of the Colombian woman denied compensation for her...er, "secret service." Although her protest was itself priceless - "I'm not a hooker. I'm much more expensive than that."
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