Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

Republicans will put us all in chains.
The Left will take away your freedom.  Hell,
I think the country isn’t doing well.
I wish, for all our sakes, that any pains
The men in power take to there remain,
Or be elected there, be given grief.
We use the people fighting for relief,
The fear of loss of freedom, or the slain
Upon a foreign battlefield, the cash
That’s donated to candidates – and each
And every one of them – the reach
That lobbyists are given, for to hash
The many issues out that will decide
From whom the Union soon will run and hide.