Get a Job

The government is hiring, hooray;
Conservatives, decrying any gain
The government is making, and the pain
It’s causing to the middle class, a play
That’s very well familiar with the Left,
Decrying any loss that would arise
If we’d forego the hiring, surprise,
The government is doing.  Any theft
Of wages, workers, bonuses, the rub,
Is ready now to fall to any cause
That’s ready in the waiting as a gauze
To justify a policy, a club
To give the other policy a bruise,
And us a good excuse to sing the blues.