This Just In: Politicians Lie

I haven’t checked the facts in any news
Concerning lying presidents or men
Desirous of presidency, then
Accosting or delaying any views
Regarding their own honesty – it seemed
A wiser way to keep from being dull
To any future hope that any lull
In how my country ought to be esteemed
Would quickly dissipate.  I am surprised,
However – and perhaps I shouldn’t be –
That Drudge is giving coverage for free
For what appears as news, but, analyzed,
Is nothing but a Romney ad.  Touche.
There’s not a chance that I can get away.